we watched a television program the other night that was showing home videos of people getting fucked up (pwnd?) by animals. if you have ever wondered what it looks like when a chimpanzee is eating someone's face off, then this was ...Read More
the shoes are a mystery, but the sidewalk we know. there are so many photographs that we don't remember taking. and these pictures are supposed to help us remember things that we've forgotten, but sometimes they don't. they fail us far ...Read More
its a bunny. its a bunny on the driveway. its a bunny on the driveway behind my sister's house. its a bunny on the driveway behind my sister's house who just hopped on over. its a bunny on the driveway behind my sister's house ...Read More
this picture was totally taken on april 20th. DUDE THAT'S 420!!! ...... I KNOW!!!! and its a photograph of a pizza box, like, BURNING and shit. whoa. seriously man- there were like literally a dozen pizzas at that party. we demolished that shit, too. ...Read More
oh my goodness, i've been gone for months! and i can't tell you where i've been but lets just say that stealing an invisibility cloak and then going on the lam with said cloak is harder than you'd think. you gotta ...Read More
my brother loves the x-files. and the x-files is an ultimate show for him to be in to because my brother is a huge fan of: conspiracy theories dana scully ok so i have no idea where this humongous smoke ring came from, but ...Read More
sometimes it would be a waste of time to stop and over-think every single step of a process. other times, though, it would probably behoove you to do so. take this van, for instance. oh, missy's miracles daycare person (hereafter referred ...Read More
there's nothing funny about beating kids. but there IS something funny about beating kids at skee-ball! the thing is, kids pretty much suck at skee-ball. even "good" for a kid is still pretty lousy compared to an adult like me. thus: ...Read More
dear driver, we would like to go on record to say that this is a bad idea. that being said, please call us tomorrow morning, or whenever it is that you are going to try to drive off with this gigantic race ...Read More
from urbandictionary.com: 1. dumpster love sexual activity in or around a dumpster filled with trash and garbage. to each his own, i suppose. but this sort of thing definitely adds some potential risk for those crustpunk kids who feed from the ...Read More