according to the IRS, i started working on my fifteenth birthday. i was a grocery bagger at h.g.hills food store, the one in green hills that doesn't exist anymore. what should have been a routine, character building but ...Read More
i've got to hand it to you guys, you really went all out on this extra large prank. it started with the conversations about moving back home, and that was funny enough, but i thought renting the moving truck ...Read More
CBs, trailers, probably jerky. A real-deal no-shit convoy leaves the Windy City for the Music City pretty soon and I can already tell that one of my greatest regrets will be not having been able to go on this ...Read More
yeah i think that pretty much sums the week up. and its not even friday! jeepers. modest mouse - shit luck Read More
I was at the grocery store with this baby that I hang out with sometimes, and he kept looking up at the ceiling. So I was like "hey look at me, look at me, I love you" and he ...Read More
I saw this hobo when while running an errand with my brother the other day. Break down of why this guy is a pretty classic hobo if you ask me: 1) He's leaning against that support column. Leaning is ...Read More
i got this bike from craigslist and i ride it all the time. at first it was a pretty cheap bike but then i started finding things wrong with it and learning to fix those things and now its ...Read More
I'm sure there are plenty of things safer than trying to take pictures while driving. But there are also few pictures that are more fun to take than blind shots from the driver's seat at 80mph. Andrew and I made ...Read More
the automatic carwash is a super handy super gigantic super awesome machine. also handy is that machine that counts the coins for you at the grocery store. the part thats no good though, is how we have to ...Read More
The deck behind the 2-flat where the Houses! and Dillon live is probably my favorite place in town. And in a couple of weeks its going to be the deck where Dillon and some new, not my family people ...Read More