ALERT ALERT!! THE HULL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED, THIS VESSEL IS LOSING ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE!!! ALL HANDS ON DECK!! SYSTEMS ARE FAILING!! STNFFFFF SNASIHN!1 THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!! MAN THE ESCAPE PODS!! ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE IS CONTINUING TO DROP!! OH SHIT WHERE ARE ALL ...Read More
if you were thrown overboard while on a honeymoon cruise or an afternoon deep sea fishing trip, then this will serve as a re-creation of the last thing that you saw. if, on the other hand, you are thinking about throwing ...Read More
i stayed up all night finishing up the video for work. evidently it was absolutely necessary for a meeting the next morning. so from 6pm to 4am i stared blankly at this laptop, trying to figure out how ...Read More
ralph nader would shit his pants over this airplane. getting to st thomas was simple. a large commercial flight from chicago to miami, then one down to st thomas. easy breezy. getting home was sort of different. i arrived ...Read More
dear universe, i finally beat metroid, so you can stop with those snarky emails and the phone calls in the middle of the night reminding me how everyone else beat it when they were ten or eleven. that was just mean. thanks! ned Read More
the word of the day is gross. as in, this is the grossest thing i can possibly imagine. i'm not really into cake. it makes me thirsty, its full of belly-ache inducing levels of sugar and the icing doesn't ...Read More