from urbandictionary.com: 1. dumpster love sexual activity in or around a dumpster filled with trash and garbage. to each his own, i suppose. but this sort of thing definitely adds some potential risk for those crustpunk kids who feed from the ...Read More
today we rode bikes all over town, and it was total bitch. turns out we're not in as good of shape as we thought. we feel good tonight but our legs will be dead and non-functional tomorrow. ...Read More
today i went to the pet store in search of baby seal food. and all i found were these fishes, of the "keep as pet" variety. my favorites, i think, are the silver ones that are flat on the side ...Read More
"dirty" at its best. i'd probably spend all day trying to get it to look this cool in photohsop. Read More
The lake wont look like this forever. One day someone is going to build about a million houses on this place and get way richer than he already is. So we asked Henry David Thoreau what he thought about that, and he ...Read More
hey do you remember that time we went to the blackhawks game and had those awesome seats? and you kept buying us more and more beer, even when we already had beers? so much beer, good lord that was a ...Read More
we will not be shellshocked by the apocalypse. we will be prepared. we will have lots of water and lots of ammo, and we'll live inside a mountain. we'll grow food and generate our own electrons and when the ...Read More
my friends madi and pete sure talk a big game about ramping over things on a moped. which is great, because who doesn't like talking about ramping over things? especially on a moped? right! no one. and the only ...Read More
what started out as a regular morning turned into "otis redding and carla thomas dance party morning", and now everyone is exhausted. the party couldn't have come at a better time for the cadets, either. we've been orbiting for ...Read More
the stadium inn is the sort of place that everyone knows about, but no one has actually been to. this is because the stadium inn is a total shithole. perhaps if you were into crystal meth and/or truck ...Read More