we watched a television program the other night that was showing home videos of people getting fucked up (pwnd?) by animals. if you have ever wondered what it looks like when a chimpanzee is eating someone's face off, then this was ...Read More
its a bunny. its a bunny on the driveway. its a bunny on the driveway behind my sister's house. its a bunny on the driveway behind my sister's house who just hopped on over. its a bunny on the driveway behind my sister's house ...Read More
today i went to the pet store in search of baby seal food. and all i found were these fishes, of the "keep as pet" variety. my favorites, i think, are the silver ones that are flat on the side ...Read More
here is a phenomenon worth noting: when the observer allows an individual from a larger, totally obnoxious group to be appreciated on the merits of that individual alone, and not alongside the rest. scientific meritocracy! dignan was the cat that ...Read More
how many steps into the sentience process is the development of a sense of humor? shhhh. the internet is listening. destroyer - the sublimation hour Read More
yeah i think that pretty much sums the week up. and its not even friday! jeepers. modest mouse - shit luck Read More
For twenty odd years, I traveled south with my mother to visit my grandparents in Atlanta, Ga. Seven years ago, my grandfather retired and, with my grandmother, decided the build his retirement home on Amelia Island off the ...Read More
Did you know that a polar bear is the only animal that will hunt a human person for sport? Yeah! That means that you could be a couple of miles away from a polar bear who had just ...Read More