this picture was totally taken on april 20th. DUDE THAT'S 420!!! ...... I KNOW!!!! and its a photograph of a pizza box, like, BURNING and shit. whoa. seriously man- there were like literally a dozen pizzas at that party. we demolished that shit, too. ...Read More
hey do you remember that time we went to the blackhawks game and had those awesome seats? and you kept buying us more and more beer, even when we already had beers? so much beer, good lord that was a ...Read More
Pictures of Unknown Origin, Volume 1. Your guess is as good as mine on this one. flaming lips - haven't got a clue (but you wont trick me.) Read More
ALERT ALERT!! THE HULL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED, THIS VESSEL IS LOSING ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE!!! ALL HANDS ON DECK!! SYSTEMS ARE FAILING!! STNFFFFF SNASIHN!1 THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!! MAN THE ESCAPE PODS!! ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE IS CONTINUING TO DROP!! OH SHIT WHERE ARE ALL ...Read More
I was at the grocery store with this baby that I hang out with sometimes, and he kept looking up at the ceiling. So I was like "hey look at me, look at me, I love you" and he ...Read More
One time I was sick and my pal Sue made me to come to her house, promising to remedy me. She sat me in this overstuffed chair, let this meshy, mosquito net thing down and turned on a very ...Read More