we watched a television program the other night that was showing home videos of people getting fucked up (pwnd?) by animals. if you have ever wondered what it looks like when a chimpanzee is eating someone's face off, then this was ...Read More

its a bunny. its a bunny on the driveway. its a bunny on the driveway behind my sister's house. its a bunny on the driveway behind my sister's house who just hopped on over. its a bunny on the driveway behind my sister's house ...Read More

this picture was totally taken on april 20th. DUDE THAT'S 420!!! ...... I KNOW!!!! and its a photograph of a pizza box, like, BURNING and shit. whoa.  seriously man- there were like literally a dozen pizzas at that party.  we demolished that shit, too.  ...Read More

my brother loves the x-files. and the x-files is an ultimate show for him to be in to because my brother is a huge fan of: conspiracy theories dana scully ok so i have no idea where this humongous smoke ring came from, but ...Read More

today i went to the pet store in search of baby seal food. and all i found were these fishes, of the "keep as pet" variety. my favorites, i think, are the silver ones that are flat on the side ...Read More

The lake wont look like this forever. One day someone is going to build about a million houses on this place and get way richer than he already is. So we asked Henry David Thoreau what he thought about that, and he ...Read More

we will not be shellshocked by the apocalypse. we will be prepared. we will have lots of water and lots of ammo, and we'll live inside a mountain. we'll grow food and generate our own electrons and when the ...Read More