cameraphonik

oh my goodness, i’ve been gone for months!

and i can’t tell you where i’ve been but lets just say that stealing an invisibility cloak and then going on the lam with said cloak is harder than you’d think.  you gotta think on your feet, you gotta be ready to leave at a moment’s notice, and you absolutely positively must be good at stacking drinks.  don’t ask me why, but you must.

i snapped this picture right after giving the cloak to that kid at mcdonalds with the bleached yellow hair who looks like he’s 16 but is really like 36.  he loved it, and no one has seen him since.

and i really want to think that this stack of drinks came from the same slovenly guy.  someone who needed a place to stash his 32 oz mountain dew and thought oh fuck it, i’ll just clean some of the drinks out of my car.

but my favorite part?  the bar b cutie cup.  cause nothing washes down a plate of omgwtfbbq like a double quarter pounder meal.

gross.  but also?  impressive.