the word of the day is gross. as in, this is the grossest thing i can possibly imagine.
i’m not really into cake. it makes me thirsty, its full of belly-ache inducing levels of sugar and the icing doesn’t taste like anything from the natural world.
and i know this anti-cake sentiment isn’t a popular one. but i don’t think i’m alone in concluding that “burger cake” is perhaps the nastiest dessert imaginable. strack and van till, you should be ashamed.
i’m assuming the “buns” here are really “cake”. this is not so much gross in that the cake is gross (which it almost assuredly is) but gross because IT LOOKS LIKE A BURGER AND ITS REALLY A CAKE. oh man. its like taking a huge drink of something thinking its milk and it turns out to be whiskey! imagine that! that is gross but not as gross as this cake! also, the “fixins” are all icing, and there’s a TON of “fixins”, meaning a ton of icing, meaning gross. looking at it again just now, i think the beef patty is cake, too. beefcake? gross, again! oh, and there’s some buttery mayonnaise spread on top thats just really more icing.
i think about regular cake and get a sick feeling in my stomach. i think about cake that looks like a greasy gross burger and i want to start vomiting and never, ever stop.
gross.