there’s nothing funny about beating kids. but there IS something funny about beating kids at skee-ball!
the thing is, kids pretty much suck at skee-ball. even “good” for a kid is still pretty lousy compared to an adult like me. thus: i can safely say that it brings me great joy to mess some kids up on the skee-ball lanes.
see these kids in the picture? they got like fourty points. FOURTY POINTS! i think i got three hundred fourty points that afternoon. three hundred points better? thats a fucking slaughter, kiddos. now stop crying and put another quarter in the machine. one day you too will find the joy of annhilating children in games.
and if you dont? then you’ve no business in chuck-e cheese.
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1 mary wrote:
I know those kiddos!