ALERT ALERT!!
THE HULL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED, THIS VESSEL IS LOSING ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE!!!
ALL HANDS ON DECK!! SYSTEMS ARE FAILING!! STNFFFFF SNASIHN!1
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!!
MAN THE ESCAPE PODS!! ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE IS CONTINUING TO DROP!!
OH SHIT WHERE ARE ALL THESE INDIANS COMING FROM!!
ALL SYSTEMS CRITICAL!! THE SPACE PIPES ARE TOTALLY GOING TO BREAK!!
EVACUATE!! EVACUATE!!
THE MOON IS FULL OF ANGRY NATIVES!!