my brother loves the x-files.
and the x-files is an ultimate show for him to be in to because my brother is a huge fan of:
- conspiracy theories
- dana scully
ok so i have no idea where this humongous smoke ring came from, but i was able to capture it on cellphone film, and since i had to utilize the digital zoom feature on this phone the result looks soooooo effing x-files.
is this the exhaust fumes from a jump into hyperspace?
part of some super secret masonic ceremony?
a sign of the apocalypse?
i do not have the answers to these questions, but in my defense there is a really shitty julia roberts movie on tv right now that is distracting me. did they make a sequel to “pretty woman”? because i think that is what i’m watching. richard gere has been replaced wtih a guy who has a pompador and he just got a telegram telling him that julia roberts is some sort of a whore and now the wedding is off! and they were in a hotel room i think!
how is this related? because julia roberts is a shapeshifter, and my brother loves shapeshifters. because my brother wants to believe.

2 Comments
1 M wrote:
It’s an apparatus made by the hippie/gypsy sideshow Such and Such at Bonnaroo to create drastically large smoke rings for your viewing pleasure. You can feel the heat from upwards of 100 yards away when they fire the thing off.
2 ned wrote:
yeah… i’m pretty sure its the exhaust from a jump into hyperspace.