i’m a super slow driver. so slow that the other day i was passed by a truck what was pulling a hot rod.
it was a good thing, too, because seeing that sweet hot rod made me remember how cool the hot rod that i would have would be, if i had a hot rod.
if i had a hot rod, my hot rod would be so effing fast. way faster than the one in this picture. one of the things i would do to make this happen is that i would put huge tires on the back wheels and also install a blower on the hood. like the one eddie had on his car in the steve urkel show. do you see a blower on the hood of THIS hot rod? no, you do not. i think the blower alone would make my hot rod faster than this one.
i would also definitely have side pipes on this hot rod, and they would shoot fire out when i’m really stepping on the pedal hard. people in general would be really impressed with that, but especially other hot rod dudes who don’t have fire that comes out of their side pipes, if they even HAVE side pipes! amateurs.
these mag wheels are pretty awesome, so i would just have the same ones. that cancels it out, in the competition between the hot rod i would have and this guy’s hot rod.
probably my hot rod would also have a banging sound system but you would never hear it unless you were inside the car because otherwise the sound from those awesome side pipes would drown out the tunes.
in conclusion, this guy has a pretty decent looking hot rod. but my theoretical hot rod is so much cooler.
p.s. mine would have ghost flames and this guy doesn’t even have regular flames.