my friends madi and pete sure talk a big game about ramping over things on a moped.
which is great, because who doesn’t like talking about ramping over things? especially on a moped? right! no one.
and the only thing i can think of at the moment that is more excellent than talking about ramping over things is ACTUALLY RAMPING OVER THINGS. especially on a moped. but right now i don’t have a moped and pete is supposed to be fixing madis moped but who knows if pete can even fix a moped? too many variables.
that being said: oh man i would totally ramp over this bridge, and thus the chicago river. it would be like evel kinevel and the snake river, except i would actually make the jump, and would land doing a wheelie and flipping everyone the bird. lets see you do that, the ghost of evel kinevel.
smack-talk breakdown:
ned = 1
the ghost of evel kinevel = 0