i’ve got to hand it to you guys, you really went all out on this extra large prank. it started with the conversations about moving back home, and that was funny enough, but i thought renting the moving truck just to scare me was a little over the top. and then you guys actually packed up your entire house and loaded it onto a variety of different thing haulers.*
man, that shit really took the cake as far as japes go. but you weren’t done then, then you went and drove off, waving and saying some nonsense about “come visit us in nashville” and i was like “aw shoot they really got my goose! i can’t wait to laugh about this later when we’re unpacking those moving trucks into their house.”
so come on back, the joke’s over you assholes.
feist - its cool to love your family
p.s. drive safely favorite people/amateur convoy truckers! and someone had better give holden a little taste of jerky. and i feel bad for whomever has to loop that song on a cd for mom.
* one (1) 17 foot moving truck, two (2) 6×12 foot trailers, one (1) fully laden suv, one (1) mostly laden suv + baby + dog + six year old + angela