the word of the day is gross. as in, this is the grossest thing i can possibly imagine. i'm not really into cake. it makes me thirsty, its full of belly-ache inducing levels of sugar and the icing doesn't ...Read More
according to the IRS, i started working on my fifteenth birthday. i was a grocery bagger at h.g.hills food store, the one in green hills that doesn't exist anymore. what should have been a routine, character building but ...Read More
I was at the grocery store with this baby that I hang out with sometimes, and he kept looking up at the ceiling. So I was like "hey look at me, look at me, I love you" and he ...Read More