we watched a television program the other night that was showing home videos of people getting fucked up (pwnd?) by animals. if you have ever wondered what it looks like when a chimpanzee is eating someone's face off, then this was ...Read More
the shoes are a mystery, but the sidewalk we know. there are so many photographs that we don't remember taking. and these pictures are supposed to help us remember things that we've forgotten, but sometimes they don't. they fail us far ...Read More
its a bunny. its a bunny on the driveway. its a bunny on the driveway behind my sister's house. its a bunny on the driveway behind my sister's house who just hopped on over. its a bunny on the driveway behind my sister's house ...Read More
this picture was totally taken on april 20th. DUDE THAT'S 420!!! ...... I KNOW!!!! and its a photograph of a pizza box, like, BURNING and shit. whoa. seriously man- there were like literally a dozen pizzas at that party. we demolished that shit, too. ...Read More
oh my goodness, i've been gone for months! and i can't tell you where i've been but lets just say that stealing an invisibility cloak and then going on the lam with said cloak is harder than you'd think. you gotta ...Read More
sometimes it would be a waste of time to stop and over-think every single step of a process. other times, though, it would probably behoove you to do so. take this van, for instance. oh, missy's miracles daycare person (hereafter referred ...Read More
there's nothing funny about beating kids. but there IS something funny about beating kids at skee-ball! the thing is, kids pretty much suck at skee-ball. even "good" for a kid is still pretty lousy compared to an adult like me. thus: ...Read More
today we rode bikes all over town, and it was total bitch. turns out we're not in as good of shape as we thought. we feel good tonight but our legs will be dead and non-functional tomorrow. ...Read More
the stadium inn is the sort of place that everyone knows about, but no one has actually been to. this is because the stadium inn is a total shithole. perhaps if you were into crystal meth and/or truck ...Read More
according to the IRS, i started working on my fifteenth birthday. i was a grocery bagger at h.g.hills food store, the one in green hills that doesn't exist anymore. what should have been a routine, character building but ...Read More