the stadium inn is the sort of place that everyone knows about, but no one has actually been to. this is because the stadium inn is a total shithole. perhaps if you were into crystal meth and/or truck stop hooking this place could be great. but our crystal meth and truck stop hooking days are long gone, so we didn’t have much use for the stadium inn.
and then we learned that on friday and saturday nights the stadium inn transforms from a super seedy truckstop prostitution epicenter into a super seedy truckstop prostitution epicenter with real live amateur pro-wrestling. holy moly, right?
we didn’t know what to expect, but we went anyway. and we learned the following things:
1) next to 9 year-olds, the elderly are the most eager group of people to suspend their disbelief while watching the fakest wrestling match of all time.
2) dewey sucks
3) if you come in after it starts, they only charge five bucks
4) its advisable to be drunk on arrival
5) given the opportunity, yes, someone will take a shit in the urinal
to conclude, amateur pro-wrestling happens every friday and saturday night in one of the filthiest places on earth. take some friends and pour some whiskey in a coke bottle and yell at the referees. its a blast. just do yourself a favor and go to the bathroom before you show up. the shit in the urinal had been there for a while.